Wild quotes from Uro MC out of context XD

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 “9yo not likely to have sexually transmitted epididymo-orchitis but maybe times have changed, I don’t know, I don’t tx < 16yo”

“Pt usually don’t like suppositories, expect the French, but they’re a diff breed” 

“You can get nephrostomy tubes w a string tied to it so pt remove it themselves by pulling on the string - not that pleasant but in Canada, completely public sys so no choice - they just gotta suck it up and get on w it”

“[causes for blah are blah etc] and a whole bunch of other stuff” → dis why med students perpetually stressed 💀





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